Being valencian, man and living in Brazil, I'd like to write something that happens to me very often. So let's imagine the scene:
Country: Brazil
Location: Bar or a disco
Situation: Male of human species in risk of starvation spots several good looking females of the same specie.
Situation I:
(Quite humiliating for me)
Ignasi: How are you?!
Female: Hi! Fine and you?
Ignasi: Fine too...nice bar isn't it?
Female: Where do you come from?
Ignasi: From Valencia...Spain
Female: Ah...
Ignasi: ...
Female: ...
Situation II:
After learning some few tricks...
Ignasi: How are you?!
Female: Hi! Fine and you?
Ignasi: Fine too...nice bar isn't it?
Female: Where do you come from?
Ignasi: From Barcelona...Spain
Female: Really??? Nice city, I've been there once...bla bla bla...
Nevermind...we still have the Formula I, America's Cup and the Pope's visit...
In the picture you could see the typical can-shaped bus stops of Curitiba, Paranà (Brazil).
2 comentarios:
clar...i si dius que eres de sueca, ja segur que segur lligues!!un petó des d´inca, que això si que no ho coneix ningú!!
I don't think I'd act like the second lady in your examples, since I've never been there (oh yes but only passed by the smoky airport!), in fact i'd only ask --valencia? cool, is it in the north? south? what is special about ur place??-- I just hope you would not say - ME!-- LOL
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